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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka


A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.

GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor

BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"




GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school tomorrow

GIRL: Ok, and I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe Then;

DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all

GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent

DAD: Okay then. do not forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka

This post by Chukwudi Robert got me laughing hard when I read it. It just shows that most of us think that our parent were not once a teen. What do you think?.

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