Thursday, August 3, 2017

Type of SMS You'll Receive When You're Dating and Not Dating

When you are dating a God fearing, educated and civilized woman who has class &  ambition, you get texts such as these:-





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6:00am:
Good Morninq my dear. Hope u had a wonderful niqht. How are you today? Wake up and say your prayers and get ready 4 work. Don't forqet to apply for that vacancy I showed u yesterday. Love u!
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12pm:
Yes darlinq. hope you have taken your lunch? I'm headinq out for lunch now. Talk later.  Take care of yourself. Love you
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6pm:
Hello my Prince charminq,' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now, what should I buy 4 you? ........................................

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But when you are dating a slay queen whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion plus online attention and who has bad English, u get texts such as these:-
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6am:
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was fun yesterday at d club. Hope yhu are not still having d hang over. Lolz PLS rememba to send mhe Credit. See yhu later.
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12pm:

Bae, I'm broke! Can yhu just help mhe out wit som money if yhu can. I want tu change my wardrobe. Muah!
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6pm:
Hi Boo, looks like yhu ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways, I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair and Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. yhu will like it! Muah! .......................................................
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But when you don't date at all you get texts like:-
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Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharqe card on the Airtel network when you recharqe with *555*PIN#.
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MTN:-
Dear customer' do you know that u can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial *565*0# this service costs N20!!! #TGIF
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9MOBILE(formal etisalat)
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Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr nonso on 08036161....... to clam ur prize..
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Joke by Ayanfe Benjamin Akinlaja


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